Wellness News: Taco and Pizza Consumption Improving the Health of Americans?

I have a long-time friend named, “Taco Dean.” I just started adding the “Taco” part because he discovered the answer to getting Americans healthier while eating a Doritos® Locos Taco. (You can’t make this up!)

It was a brilliant exhibition of editorial dexterity, misdirection, and slight-of-hand. But the trick worked. And now I am happy to report that based on vapor streams, how a handful of dust blows in the wind, and summer cloud formations (standard ROI methodology), we believe America is starting to get healthier as a result of Taco Dean’s article, Wellness Needs A Doritos® Locos Taco. I encourage you to read this masterpiece, reflect on, and then act upon it.